How many French soldiers does it take to defend Paris?

[jtexas]

Who knows? It's never been done.<br /><br />

 

[samagee]

Re: How many French soldiers does it take to defend Paris?

My kids were watching a cartoon yesterday. I happen to look over at what was going on. Someone was throwing a water baloon and missed. It instead hit a French man, who imediately threw up his hands and said "we give up." I about fell out of my chair. Even the kids cartoons are harping on the French.

 

[phatmanmike]

Re: How many French soldiers does it take to defend Paris?

i saw a tshirt on ebay, one of those" crazy" shirt sellers, with all the wacky sayings and such, and i saw one that i just had to have... it reads"<br />FIRST IRAQ ( with a box and a checkmark)<br />NEXT FRANCE(with a blank box, ready for a check)<br /><br />EDIT looks like this...

 

[gaugeguy]

Re: How many French soldiers does it take to defend Paris?

The French salute is holding both hands in the air in surrender

 

[jinx]

Re: How many French soldiers does it take to defend Paris?

In the French and Indian War, the French battle flag was pure white!<br /><br />A flag of truce, or surrender, was a red flag.<br /><br />Jinx

 

[eurolarva]

Re: How many French soldiers does it take to defend Paris?

Here is some french humor<br /><br />Knock Knock<br />Whos there<br />I give up.

 

[dogsdad]

Re: How many French soldiers does it take to defend Paris?

Seen in the classifieds:<br /><br />FOR SALE---French battle rifles. Dropped once. Never fired.<br /><br /><br />*snork*<br /><br /><br />-dd-