How Can I Gain 100 lbs. By Christmas??? Update

[DECK SWABBER 58]

Significant other bought a full blown santa suit and expects me to play santa for her grand daughter. I'm 5' 11' and weigh 145 lbs!

Yes, I'll post pics.

 

[WIMUSKY]

Re: How Can I Gain 100 lbs. By Christmas???

Re: How Can I Gain 100 lbs. By Christmas???

Start gathering up pillows.....

 

[642mx]

Re: How Can I Gain 100 lbs. By Christmas???

Re: How Can I Gain 100 lbs. By Christmas???

McDonalds... and a lot of it!

 

[aspeck]

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Re: How Can I Gain 100 lbs. By Christmas???

I can give you some ...

Just hit the buffet line OFTEN!...

 

[royal0014]

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Re: How Can I Gain 100 lbs. By Christmas???

She should've give 'ya a heads up at Thanksgiving


<<)))(((>>

 

[avenger79]

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Re: How Can I Gain 100 lbs. By Christmas???

if you want it to be realistic try a costume rental place for a fat suit.

 

[JRJ]

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Re: How Can I Gain 100 lbs. By Christmas???

I'd be happy to give you 50#. That would give me enough free-board for some eggnog. Have fun with those kids

 

[aspeck]

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Re: How Can I Gain 100 lbs. By Christmas???

There ya go ... JRJ will give you 50 and I will give you 50. You got your 100! Just tell us where we are to send it!

 

[kenmyfam]

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Re: How Can I Gain 100 lbs. By Christmas???

And if you need a little more let me know

 

[DECK SWABBER 58]

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Re: How Can I Gain 100 lbs. By Christmas???

But it's too late to ship anything...

Anyone got any connections?

 

[eaglejim]

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Re: How Can I Gain 100 lbs. By Christmas???

Eggnog and cookies for breakfast,same for lunch but add more cookies and a candy bar,dinner anything sweet and no exercise under no circumstances no fried food could mess your heart up

 

[DJ]

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Re: How Can I Gain 100 lbs. By Christmas???

McDonalds... and a lot of it!

Plus: BEER

 

[DECK SWABBER 58]

Re: How Can I Gain 100 lbs. By Christmas??? Update

Significant other bought a full blown santa suit and expects me to play santa for her grand daughter. I'm 5' 11' and weigh 145 lbs!

Yes, I'll post pics.

The lady of the house made cookies and candy, I've gained 10 lbs.!!!

Only 90 more to go by tomorrow.

 

[dockwrecker]

Re: How Can I Gain 100 lbs. By Christmas??? Update

Sit on an appropriate sized cork (you'll have to figure that one out by yourself) and eat cheese for a week??