Hopefully this one won't get locked....

[Tim Frank]

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip.
After a good meal and a bottle of wine they laid down for the night, and went to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.

"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?"

Watson pondered for a minute.

"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful
and that we are small and insignificant.

Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What does it tell you?"

"Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent."

 

[JB]

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[mommicked]

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Has everyone heard about the "hillbilly or redneck vasectomy"?HB or RN goes to the country doc "cause he caint ford no more younguns" and wants to get "stairlieyezd".Doc tells him he'll "hafta go to the city and pay alot fer that",but he knows a cheaper home remedy."Get a cherrybomb at the general store,go home and light it and hold it to your ear and count to ten"."Hows that gunna work?" says the patient."trust me", says the doc.Guy goes home w the CB and lights it and counts to ten w his fingers and runs out of fingers at 5, and looks perplexed,then holds the bomb between his knees to use the second hand to get 6,7,8,9....(If you tell it, mimic this w your hands!).This remedy works in most southern states and all remote areas.