Hokay! Time to break this all up with another Blonde Joke!

Boomyal

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This has to be one of the best of all the blonde jokes.....(so far)


Football FINALLY makes sense......... A guy took his blonde
girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats
right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked
her how she liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight
pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand
why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for
the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was:
'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...
Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!

:p 8)
 

artburr

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Re: Hokay! Time to break this all up with another Blonde Joke!

Now that is what I call a good joke, and clean, too. But arn't these blond jokes kind of predjudiced?
 

WillyBWright

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Re: Hokay! Time to break this all up with another Blonde Joke!

They're only a minority if you just count the Natural blondes. ;)
 

Boomyal

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Re: Hokay! Time to break this all up with another Blonde Joke!

WillyBWright said:
....... if you just count the Natural blondes. ;)

is that when the carpets match the drapes?;)
 

Reel Poor

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Re: Hokay! Time to break this all up with another Blonde Joke!

Boomyal said:
WillyBWright said:
....... if you just count the Natural blondes. ;)

is that when the carpets match the drapes?;)

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Kenneth Brown

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Re: Hokay! Time to break this all up with another Blonde Joke!

Not always. Sometimes the decorator decides he likes to do the trim in a darker shade. I've seen it both ways. I prefer the lighter trim colors myself. o:)
 

heycods

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Re: Hokay! Time to break this all up with another Blonde Joke!

Im still waiting. :%Ya`ll reckon shes sick? Someone call and check on her!:'( :devil:
 

ehenry

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Re: Hokay! Time to break this all up with another Blonde Joke!

i'm not sure whats happened to her....I'm worried bout her....she never misses an opportunity to assert her blondeness.
 

Boomyal

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Re: Hokay! Time to break this all up with another Blonde Joke!

ehenry said:
i'm not sure whats happened to her....I'm worried bout her....she never misses an opportunity to assert her blondeness.

Maybe it has gotten too delicate for HER to make an appearance here!;)
 

ehenry

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Re: Hokay! Time to break this all up with another Blonde Joke!

I think she's scared. It aint like her not to pipe up on one of these.
 

LadyFish

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Re: Hokay! Time to break this all up with another Blonde Joke!

I was just waiting for the other comments to come rolling in before I get my list out again.

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Re: Hokay! Time to break this all up with another Blonde Joke!

LadyFish said:
I was just waiting for the other comments to come rolling in before I get my list out again.

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And as soon as she figures out What the joke is, she will write everyones name down. :^ This may be a double post. :eek: Nope, the first click misfired.
 

ehenry

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Re: Hokay! Time to break this all up with another Blonde Joke!

:^ SHE SPEAKS. I though she might have slip, tripped and fell off the earth or something. BOY HOWDY!
 

dolluper

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Re: Hokay! Time to break this all up with another Blonde Joke!

Hope that's a new list for a New year if not you must be surrounded with paper LF d:)d:)
 
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