FLATHEAD
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- Dec 29, 2002
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See how you score!! I got em all right.<br /><br /><br />How simple; if it walks, talks, looks like....<br /><br />Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the following Multiple<br />Choice test. The events are actual cuts from past history. They<br />actually happened!<br /><br />Do you remember?<br /><br />1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and<br /> massacred by:<br /><br /> a. Volga Orbit<br /> b. Sitting Bull<br /> c. Arnold Schwarzeneger<br /> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40<br /><br />2. In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over by:<br /><br /> a. Lost Norwegians<br /> b. Elvis<br /> c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women<br /> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40<br /><br />3. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon<br /> by:<br /><br /> a. John Dillinger<br /> b. The King of Sweden<br /> c. The Boy Scouts<br /> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40<br /><br />4. In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:<br /><br /> a. A pizza delivery boy<br /> b. Pee Wee Herman<br /> c. Geraldo Rivera<br /> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40<br /><br />5. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year<br /> old American Passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his<br /> wheelchair by:<br /><br /> a. The Smurfs<br /> b. Davy Jones<br /> c. The Little Mermaid<br /> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40<br /><br />6. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a U.S. Navy<br /> dive trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:<br /><br /> a. Captain Kidd<br /> b. Charles Lindberg<br /> c. Mother Teresa<br /> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40<br /><br />7. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:<br /><br /> a. Scooby Doo<br /> b. The Tooth Fairy<br /> c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid<br /> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40<br /><br />8. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:<br /><br /> a. Richard Simmons<br /> b. Grandma Moses<br /> c. Michael Jordan<br /> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40<br /><br />9. In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:<br /><br /> a. Mr. Rogers<br /> b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill' s women <br />problems<br /> c. The World Wrestling Federation<br /> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40<br /><br />10. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as<br /> missile to take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, <br />one<br /> crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by<br /> the passengers. Thousands of people were killed by:<br /><br /> a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd<br /> b. The Supreme Court of Florida<br /> c. Mr. Bean<br /> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40<br /><br />11. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:<br /><br /> a. Enron<br /> b. The Lutheran Church<br /> c. The NFL<br /> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40<br /><br />12. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:<br /><br /> a. Bonnie and Clyde<br /> b. Captain Kangaroo<br /> c. Billy Graham<br /> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40<br /><br /> Nope, .........I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, <br />do you?<br /><br />So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics<br />intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be<br />allowed to profile certain people. They must conduct random searches of<br />80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper <br />identification, secret<br />agents who are members of the President's security detail, 85-year old<br />Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winning former <br />Governors, and<br />leave Muslim Males between the ages 17 & 40 alone because of profiling.<br /><br /><br />Let's send this to as many people as we can so that the Gloria<br />Aldreds and other dunder-headed attorneys along with Federal Justices<br />that want to thwart common sense, feel doubly ashamed of themselves - <br />if they<br />have any such sense.
