Hillary at an elementary school

fireman57

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Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York to talk about the
world. After her talk she offers a question time.

One little boy puts up his hand. The Senator asks him what his name is.

"Kenneth."

"And what is your question, Kenneth?"

"I have three questions:
· First - whatever happened to the medical health care plan you were paid
to develop during your husband's eight years in the office as President?
· Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the
office?
· Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the
White House?"
Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the kids that
they will continue after recess.

When they resume, Hillary says, "Okay, where were we? Oh, that's right,
question time. Who has a question?"

A different little boy puts his hand up. Hillary point him out and asks him
what his name is.

"Larry."

"And what is your question, Larry?"

"I have five questions:
· First - whatever happened to the medical health care plan you were paid to
develop during your husband's eight years in the office as President?
· Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the
office?
· Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the
White House?
· Fourth - why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
· Fifth - what happened to Kenneth?"
 

Bondo

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Re: Hillary at an elementary school

d:) Ayuh,......... d:)
I wonder if it would be as Funny if it wasn't So True....?.......?.... d:)
 

Boomyal

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Re: Hillary at an elementary school

Isn't she just the kind of person that you'd want your daughter to grow up and be like?:/
 

Haut Medoc

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Re: Hillary at an elementary school

First Lady, senator, president.....
Why yes, I would!:)
 

treedancer

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Re: Hillary at an elementary school

How they manage the news: A guy walks in and asks the bartender, "Isn't that Bush and Cheney sitting over there?" The bartender says, "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning WWIII. And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one bicycle repairman."

The guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman!!! Why kill a bicycle repairman?"

Bush turns to Cheney, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, dummy! I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"
 

OldMercsRule

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Re: Hillary at an elementary school

Bond-o said:
d:) Ayuh,......... d:)
I wonder if it would be as Funny if it wasn't So True....?.......?.... d:)

Yup, a li'l scary aint it?
 
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