SpinnerBait_Nut
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Heycods goes out and buys a new Vette convertible. One night he takes it out for a spin, and stops at a red light. Scrapper pulls up next to him riding a mo-ped. Scrapper looks over the Vette and says, "What kind of car ya got there sonny?<br />Heycods replies, "It's a 2006 Corvette, the best sports car in the USA; it cost me over $60,000."<br />"That's a lot of money" says Scrapper. Why do they cost so much?" Heycods answers, "Because they can go 170 miles an hour!" Scrapper pokes his head in the window and looks around. Leaning back on his mo-ped, Scrapper says, "That's a pretty nice car all right!"<br />Just then the light changes, so Heycods decides to show Scrapper what the car can do. He floors it, and in a few seconds the speedo reads 120 MPH. Suddenly he notices a dot in his rear view mirror that seems to be catching up to him. Afraid it might be a cop, he slows down to 65 and suddenly whhhoooosshh! Something whips by him going much faster!<br />"What on earth could be going faster than this Vette?" Heycods asks himself. Then, ahead of him, he sees a dot coming towards him. Whhoooosshh! It goes by again, heading the opposite direction! And it sorta looked like Scrapper on the mo-ped!<br />"Couldn't be," thinks Heycods. "How could a mo-ped outrun a Vette?"<br />Then again he sees a dot in his rear view mirror! Whhooosshh - Blam! It plows into the back of the Vette! Heycods jumps out. It IS Scrapper! Of course, the mo-ped and Scrapper are in a world of hurt. Heycods runs up to Scrapper and cries, "You're hurt bad! Is there anything I can do for you?"<br />Scrapper groans and replies, <br /><br /><br />"Yes, could you please unhook my suspenders from your side mirror?"
