Apolice officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. " But officer, I can explain" <br />"Just be queit!!!" snapped the officer" or I'm going to let you cool off in jail until the chief gets back.<br /><br />"But officer I just wanted to say"....<br /><br />" And I said KEEP QUIET! Now your going to jail!"<br /><br />A few hours later the officer checked up on prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughters wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back!<br /><br />" Don't count on it," Said the man in the cell. "I'm the groom!!!"
