Helping city folks when they visit...

Bubba1235

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I have city friends vist regularly and they seem to get confused over simple measurements so I thought this may help.


Distance and length seems to always be a point of confusion so lets start there.

Rod - A rod is equal to six paces for the average man. (A shade over 16 feet)

Shade - Adding / subtracting about the thickness of a shadow to what ever you are measuring.

Chain - 66 feet

Link - Just a shade under 8 inches.

A Piece - This can vary, anywhere from a mile to three miles

A Fair Piece - Usually twice as far as a piece. Note: If the person giving directions has a far off look in their eye it may be 3 or 4 times a piece.

Furlong - 660 feet About the distance it takes a horse to get up to full speed when at a dead run with a rider.

Hand - How you measure a horse's height. Bout 4 inches or half a link.

Nail - Bout 2 1/4 inches. Green cut lumber at a nail thickness by two nail and when it dries you have a 2 x 4.

Pole - Area area equal to a square rod. Bout the size of the average sod house.

Rood - A quarter of an acre.

Span - Bout the distance equal to a handspread of the average guy or 9 inches.




Area measurements

Acre - What you get when you divide a square mile by 640. Bout 281 by 281 feet.

Hectare - Left over measurement the Europeans used. 100 meters by 100 meters.

Arpent - A shade under an acre. Just about enough for a family garden and for the plow horse to turn around.

Hide - 120 acres. used to be considered the average farm size when using draft animals for the work.

Morgen - A shade over two acres. Bout right for a large family garden or a garden split with the land owner if share cropping.

Virgate - About 1/4 of a hide or 30 acres.



Volume measurements


Butt - A volume equal to two Hogshead

Hogshead - A volume equal to about 63 gallons. About the amount of water a team of six draft horses require each day.

Wey - A wey wagon holds about 40 bushel.

Bushel - In the US its equal to 8 gallons dry.

Coomb - Equal to four bushels.

Stack - 108 cubic foot of firewood.

Cord - (or face Cord) A stack of firewood 4 foot high and 8 foot long. If you buy firewood and someone tries to tell you his pickup holds a cord, buy it from someone else.

Gill - 1/4 a quart. You use a gill of brown vinigar to a gallon of water to make make pickling.

Thirdendeal - Bout 3/4 of a quart. When you send bubba to buy a quart of shine in a mason jar he'll come back with a thirdendeal.




There you go, now you can speak like a native. :D
 

R Socey

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Re: Helping city folks when they visit...

I got all that - how far is over yonder?
 

JB

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Re: Helping city folks when they visit...

"Over yonder" is usually about a piece.

A barrel is about 40 gallons.

Men usually use navigation terms and techniques. Tell a man to go west 10 miles on US 284, then north 5 miles on TX 52 and he will find you.

Women navigate by signposts. "Go toward Miserable Wells until you see a green house with a red barn. Turn left and go until you see a pasture full of black cattle. Turn left again and go to the white house with the blue roof.
 

MTboatguy

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When I lived in Hawaii, they had their own navigational directions! It was always about 10 minutes south then right by the big black rock and two palm trees, then take the dogleg left and turn at the grove of mango trees, another minute then you are there.
 

LippCJ7

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Re: Helping city folks when they visit...

ok now I am completely lost.....
















Thanks LOL!!

Rockies are always WEST, if they are on the Left then you are headed NORTH
 

CoffeeHound

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Re: Helping city folks when they visit...

Want to add a bit to the Cord thing = Cord in Texas, as i have been told is 4 ft. x 4 ft. x 8 ft. and a Face cord is 4 ft x 8 ft but only 16 inches wide for Kitchen ranges !! So, if that is true, then it takes 3 face cord to make a Cord !
 
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R Socey

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I don't know exactly how far down yonder or over yonder is but I was taught that to and fro was from down yonder to over yonder and heither and yawn was from rat-cheer to over yonder ...Bubba
 

1973Chieftain

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Re: Helping city folks when they visit...

Coffee, you are right on- 3 face cords to a full cord. Ive heated my home and my parents have theirs for over 15 years... id HATE to add up how many full cords I've cut, split and hauled over the years!
 

JB

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Re: Helping city folks when they visit...

"Yonder" is a direction. "Over yonder" goes with a gesture to indicate direction. "A piece over yonder is a precise location. . . . ummm, well, pretty close. You can get within a holler of it.
 

Tim Frank

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Well, I am from the city, and have never had any problem with units of measure...it's almost a hobby.
I've bought saltfish in quintals....drank beer from firkins...and walked many leagues....but there are an awful lot of these that are...well....different from "normally accepted values".
No wonder city folk get confused when you pass this xxxxxx on to them. :facepalm:

Just working backwards up the list, a thirdendeal is actually a quart and a half....a gill is in fact a 1/4 of a pint....etc.

You use many of these in day to day commerce in the country? :confused:
If so, someone is getting jobbed....;)
 
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smokeonthewater

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all this and nobody mentioned a rick......:facepalm:
 

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Re: Helping city folks when they visit...

Want to add a bit to the Cord thing = Cord in Texas, as i have been told is 4 ft. x 4 ft. x 8 ft. and a Face cord is 4 ft x 8 ft but only 16 inches wide for Kitchen ranges !! So, if that is true, then it takes 3 face cord to make a Cord !

Yup. Cord is 4'x4'x8'. Unfortunately hardly anybody round here buys/sells it that way. Most everybody calls a "cord" 4"x16"x8' which is a third of a cord.
 

dingbat

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Re: Helping city folks when they visit...

And they think the metric system is confusing :D:D
 

MTYPockets

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Re: Helping city folks when they visit...

When I first move to the country I had to learn the time references. When someone told you they would be there Monday ...they didn't say which Monday and they have 52 of them to choose from!!
 

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Always use the rule of thumb when you are choosing a switch. Or you might end up in the clink for a spell.
 

Tim Frank

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Tim Frank said:
You use many of these in day to day commerce in the country? :confused:

Everyday all day. A young fellow should be able to take single glance at a field and be able to tell you how many rods in length and width it is and a give a fair estimate how many bushels it will produce, give or take a shade. ;)

I simply meant it was a bit ironic that you are suggesting that city folk don't understand many of these measures but given the numerous errors in your list perhaps you are the one that needs the help....

If you just cut and pasted this, you might want to be a bit more suspicious of that source....if you were relying on your own knowledge of these, you might want to brush up a bit...;)
 
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