Mr.Ladyfish
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A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.<br /><br />He asked, "What are all those clocks?"<br /><br />St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."<br /><br />"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"<br /><br />"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."<br /><br />"Incredible" said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"<br /><br />St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."<br /><br />"Where's John Kerry's clock?" asked the man."<br /><br />"Kerry's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."