Mr.Ladyfish
Master Chief Petty Officer
- Joined
- Nov 28, 2003
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A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"<br /><br />The shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks,<br /><br /> "Do you want a widdle white wabbit..........or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit...........or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"<br /><br /> She, in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice,<br /><br /> "I don't fink my pet pyfon weally gives a thit."
<br />Wash that girls mouth with soap!