I Can Relate
Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. Don't let anyone tell you you're getting old. Squash their toes with your rocker. Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me. I want people to know why I look this way. I've travel a long way and some of the roads weren't paved. When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra. You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks. I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top? Age seldom arrives smoothly or quickly. It is more often a succession of jerks. Yeah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable. Old age is when former classmates are so gray, and wrinkled, and blind they don't recognize you. If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you are old. AND FINALLY...
First you forget names, then you forget places, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down.
Anon
