<br /><br />(just kidding Tink, I feel bad bashing Aussies when they lost the Ashes)Probably three times at least tonight, as I can't even register without stuffing up. Like so many things in my life, there seems to be a basic step I always miss that causes unnecessary problems which I've caused all by myself.<br /><br />Some observant member (maybe you?) made a similar point a while back when the size of my rs was less than now. He predicted that in a few months my rs would be huge. <br /><br />I agreed.<br /><br />So, like Pinnochio's nose, my rs grow, although not necessarily every time I lie. <br /><br />Who knows how big my rs can grow? <br /><br />We are all on a voyage of rs discovery, although in a sound and manly fashion. <br /><br />I am proud to acknowledge that manly men can take an interest in my rs without feeling unmanly, and that I can accept their interest without feeling any violation of my rs.<br /><br />I may be the first iboats member to proclaim publicly that he is proud of his rs, and that he is gratified to note that other members are interested in his rs.<br /><br />Alas, Mrs Tinkrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (who rs dwarf mine) has made some unhelpful comments in which the words "stupid" and "infantile" and "moronic" figured prominently. <br /><br />I refrained from referring to the size of her rs, but perhaps something in my demeanour led to her being behind the shut door in what, until tonight, was our bedroom and me being here sucking on endless beers at 4 a.m. and typing rubbish in cyberspace.<br /><br />Things may get worse tomorrow when she finds the 100 foot surveyor's tape and industrial scales I've cleverly left in her en suite bathroom with a huge RS sign on them.<br /><br />Have I gone too far?
What's an elbow? How can I distinguish it from my rs?Originally posted by Stan_Deezy:<br /> Alden, I suspect that because he's from the Colony know as Australia when it comes to computers he doesn't know his r's from his elbow
<br />Keep us posted as to the outcome will you.<br />Cheers<br />phillipThank you for your encouraging words, but Mrs T is different to the women you know.<br /><br />I thought I was fairly restrained and hugely witty, but Mrs T didn't agree.<br /><br />At least now know I know my elbow from my rs, because I doubt Mrs T could have jammed the 100 foot tape measure up my elbow.<br /><br />I should be out of hospital in a couple of weeks. <br /><br />Maybe I went a little too far when she asked what the industrial scales were for and I said: "Well, if you don't think they're big enough to weigh you, here's a gift voucher for the truck weighbridge.".Originally posted by Kiwi Phil:<br /> No Tink, I don't think you have gone too far.<br />I am sure, like all logical and fair minded women, she will appreciate the tone of your tape and scales hint and take it in her stride, with never a vindictive response or pay back. All women are like that.
