guns v.s. women (sorry)

KRS

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Top 10 Reasons why some Men prefer Guns over Women<br /><br />#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.<br /><br />#9. You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.<br /><br />#8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.<br /><br />#7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a backup.<br /><br />#6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.<br /><br />#5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.<br /><br />#4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.<br /><br />#3. A handgun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"<br /><br />#2. A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.<br /><br />And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...<br /><br />#1. You Can Buy A Silencer For A Handgun.
 
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DJ

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Re: guns v.s. women (sorry)

Oh boy, this is going to get ugly!<br /><br />I don't know about Ladyfish, but I believe Bassy is a handgun aficianado. She may have "other" thoughts about the use of handguns. :eek:
 

JB

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Re: guns v.s. women (sorry)

Find me a gun that warms my feet at night, cooks, scratches my back when it itches and tells me I am wonderful.<br /><br />You guys who have women in your daily lives are spoiled ROTTEN and don't appreciate it.<br /><br />I love my guns, but there is nothing like a dame!
 

SpinnerBait_Nut

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That's spot on JB. I am coming up on 33 years this Friday and there ain't a gun one out there I would trade her for.
 

Dunaruna

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I got one you can have JB - woops, did I just say that out loud?
 
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DJ

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Like I said, it's going to get ugly and a bit, hmmm, shall we say-frisky?
 

Bassy

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All I can say is you better buy an extra blanket. Its going to get awful chilly.<br />Bassy
 

Bob_VT

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Re: guns v.s. women (sorry)

Eat your hearts out! My fiancee likes guns too so, I have the best of both worlds.<br /><br />Bob
 

SS MAYFLOAT

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With a gun, you can put the saftey on and not worry about her going off! :p
 

f_inscreenname

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When I go to bed the wife keeps me warm and my gun (in the hand safe under the bed) make me sleep sound. The perfect combo. One of the good things about the wife is if the she goes off she cleans herself. :D
 

KaGee

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uh oh..... don't let Mrs. Soulwinner see this.
 
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