FIRST DEGREE <br />A married couple was asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The <br />wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and <br />said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up. The <br />husband said, "Who was that?" The wife said, "I don't know, some woman <br />wanting to know if the coast is clear," <br />,.-:*´´*:-.,_,-:*´´*:-.,_,.-:* <br /><br />SECOND DEGREE <br />Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the <br />sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror <br />and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second blonde says, <br />"Here, let me see!" So the first blonde hands her the compact. The second <br />one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!" <br /><br />-_,.-:*´´*:-.,_,.-:*´´*:-.,_,.-:* <br /><br />THIRD DEGREE <br />A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and <br />buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the <br />door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really <br />angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she <br />is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head The <br />boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!" The blonde replies, "Shut <br />up, you're next!" <br /><br />_,.-:*´´*:-.,_,-:*´´*:-.,_,.-:* <br /><br />FOURTH DEGREE <br />A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly <br />says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them." A friend says, "OK, what's <br />the capital of Wisconsin?" The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W." <br /><br />_,.-:*´´*:-.,_,.-:*´´*:-.,_,.-:* <br /><br />FIFTH DEGREE <br />What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant? <br />"Is it mine? <br /><br />:_,.-:*´´*:-.,_,.-:*´´*:-,_,.-:* <br /><br />SIXTH DEGREE <br />Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her US <br />government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade <br />was about. Bambi pondered the question then finally said, "That was the <br />decision George Washingtonhad to make before he crossed the Delaware." <br /><br />_,.-:*´´*:-.,_,.-:*´´*:-.,_,.-:* <br /><br />SEVENTH DEGREE <br />Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house <br />ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported <br />the crime. <br />The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, <br />patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached <br />the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, <br />shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the <br />steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find <br />all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they <br />do? They send me a BLIND policeman."
<br /><br />The thing I don't understand is that she really is smart. She just has these occasional attacks of blondeness that are funny as heck. 
