Good or Bad iboaters?

[LadyFish]

One day God was looking down on iboats and saw<br />all of the rascally behavior that was going on.<br /><br />He decided to send an angel down to iboats to<br />check it out.<br /><br />So he called one of His angels (Mod 1) and sent <br />him to DC for a time. When he returned, he told <br />God,<br /><br />"Yes, it is bad on dockside chat; 95% are <br />misbehaving and only 5% are not."<br /><br />God thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had<br />better send down a second angel to get another<br />opinion." So God called another angel (Mod 4) and <br />sent him to Dockside Chat for a time too.<br /><br />When the angel returned he went to God and said,<br />"Yes, it's true. DC is in decline; 95% are<br />misbehaving, but 5% are being good."<br /><br />God was not pleased. So He decided to E-mail the<br />5% that were good, because He wanted to encourage<br />them, give them a little something to help them <br />keep going.<br /><br />Do you know what the E-mail said?<br /><br />*<br />*<br />*<br />*<br />*<br />*<br />*<br />*<br />*<br />*<br />*<br />*<br />*<br />*<br />Just wondering, I didn't get one either.........

 

[spratt]

Re: Good or Bad iboaters?

I did...but iffen I tell ya what it said, I gots ta kill ya, and that would n't be good...might make ol LF sad, or, maybe not...LF???

 

[ob]

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Well if LF didn't get an e-mail then ...........

 

[dolluper]

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Hummmmm lunch bag letdown

 

[KaGee]

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That's cause you're Ms. Behavin!<br /><br />

 

[eeboater]

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Bad-um-tssss.

 

[snapperbait]

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I got e-mail from Satan.. What's that mean?

 

[eeboater]

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It means, break out the sun-tan lotion!!!<br /><br />Sean

 

[Terry H]

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You just made that whole thang up din't you LF...din't you...

 

[JB]

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HAHAhahahaha! <br /><br />Goodun, LF.

 

[DJ]

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At least we only fight amongst ourselves.

 

[tfjrc2]

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Hey....<br />Who else would we fight with???

 

[tfjrc2]

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Wait a minute....Did somebody mention OIL???<br />Let's all go there!

 

[KeltonKrew]

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I thought it was junk mail so I deleted it...Sorry

 

[cbnoodles]

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Originally posted by KeltonKrew:<br /> I thought it was junk mail so I deleted it...Sorry

Okay! Okay! I'll send it again but you'd better read it this time!

 

[sloopy]

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lol, and by the way I am back for a little bit...

 

[NYMINUTE]

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What is "being haved" anyway? Sounds like a word developed by women to further confuse the males. Great alternate to the infamous headache. Case in point..<br />My 10 year old granddaughter saw me watching Bevis and Butthead a while back. She told me to behave and act my age. I had to leave the room because I was rolling in laughter. Oh so serious!

 

[gaugeguy]

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I got the e-mail, I got the e-mail...yeah right <br /><br />Cellar-dwellar here

 

[Stumpknocker]

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I got one.