LadyFish
Admiral
- Joined
- Mar 18, 2003
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1. Country fences need to be horse high, pig tight, and bull strong.<br /><br />2, Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.<br /><br />3. Keep skunks and lawyers at a distance.<br /><br />4. Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.<br /><br />5. A bumblebee is faster than a John Deere tractor.<br /><br />6. Trouble with a milk cow is she won't stay milked.<br /><br />7. Don't skinny dip with snapping turtles.<br /><br />8. Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled.<br /><br />9. Meanness don't happen overnight.<br /><br />10. To know how country folks are doing, look at their barns, not<br />their houses.<br /><br />11. Never lay an angry hand on a kid or an animal, it just ain't helpful.<br /><br />12. Teachers, Moms, and hoot owls sleep with one eye open.<br /><br />13. Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads.<br /><br />14. Don't sell your mule to buy a plow.<br /><br />15. Two can live as cheap as one, if one don't eat.<br /><br />16. Don't corner something meaner than you.<br /><br />17. You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar, assuming you want to catch flies.<br /><br />18. Man is the only critter who feels the need to label things as flowers or weeds.<br /><br />19. It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.<br /><br />20. Don't go huntin' with a fellow named Chug-A-Lug.<br /><br />21. You can't unsay a cruel thing.<br /><br />22. Every path has some puddles.<br /><br />23. Don't wrestle with pigs: You'll get all muddy and the pigs will love it.<br /><br />24. The best sermons are lived, not preached.<br /><br />25. Most of the stuff people worry about never happens.<br /><br />26. Don't squat with your spurs on.<br /><br />27. The Ten Commandments display was removed from the Alabama Supreme Court building. There was a good reason for the move: You can't post Thou Shalt Not Steal, Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery and Thou Shall Not Lie, in a building full of lawyers and politicians without creating a hostile work environment.<br /><br />