Golf Tidbits

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

Know a lot of people play golf on Sunday, so I thought I might pass a long a few tidbits to maybe make your day on the greens better.
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In primitive society, when native tribes
beat the ground with clubs and yelled,
it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized
society, it is called golf.

The man who takes up golf to get his
mind off his work soon takes up work
to get his mind off golf.

Golf was once a rich man's sport, but now
it has millions of poor players!

Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.

The secret of good golf is to hit the ball hard,
straight and not too often.

There are three ways to improve your golf
game: take lessons, practice constantly --
or start cheating.

Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy
because it cannot count, criticize or laugh.

Golf is a game in which the slowest people
in the world are those in front of you, and the
fastest are those behind.

Golf: A five mile walk punctuated with
disappointments.

There's no game like golf: you go out with
three friends, play eighteen holes, and
return with three enemies.

Golf got its name because all of the other
four letter words were taken.

 

[Vlad D Impeller]

Re: Golf Tidbits

Methinks that the bloody Scots have played a terrible joke on humanity, its sad to see humans playing fetch by themselves.

 

[Kiwi Phil]

Re: Golf Tidbits

My wife plays. Always at me to "come along" just in case I might like it.
No way.
Don't object to doing a bit extra around here to get her away.
She does come home happy tho, but like most golfers, never remembers the good shots, but always the bad.
Her golf hero is that John Daly bloke. (the one sponsered by Hooters).
Cheers
Phillip

 

[Holdimhook]

Re: Golf Tidbits

Good way to mess up a walk.

 

[Link]

Re: Golf Tidbits

Golf is the only game/sports that I really like watching.

But my fishing partners Grandfather put it best.

Golf is the only game in which you hit the ball the hardest to go farther, then chase it yourself! Dumb idea! d

 

[Kiwi Phil]

Re: Golf Tidbits

Anita has just read post 1 and feels this statement is most appropriate to her game.

"Golf is a game in which the slowest people
in the world are those in front of you, and the
fastest are those behind."

Cheers
Phillip

 

[Dave Abrahamson]

Re: Golf Tidbits

Robin Williams decription of how the game started.
(some crude language so watch the volume around kids)

http://www.myjokemail.com/videos/Golf.shtml