Golf Club Sign

[Bob_VT]

I had to pass this along.......

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Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland UK:

1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.
2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.
3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!
4. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.
5.TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.
6.IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU
7.DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.
8.QUIET PLEASE... WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.
9.DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.
10. WELL DONE. NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF​

 

[littlerayray]

Re: Golf Club Sign

nice
this one bar i went to in quebec was very curteouse to their drunk guests they put a padded head rest above the urinal
best idea ever
i was never so excited to take a leak

 

[sasto]

Re: Golf Club Sign

Got me! I was thinking...ye...ok...for sure...do that...

Stand closer. Your putter is shorter than you think.