LadyFish
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Getting Old #1<br /><br />A very elderly gentleman, in his 90's, very well dressed, hair well groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel, smelling slightly of a good aftershave, presenting a well looked-after image, walks into an upscale cocktail lounge.<br /><br />Seated at the bar is an elderly looking lady, in her 80's. <br /><br />The gentleman walks over, sits alongside of her, orders a drink, takes a sip, turns to her and says, "So tell me, ...do I come here often?"<br /><br /><br />Getting Old#2<br /><br />An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to his doctor, and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear at 100%.<br /><br />The old timer went back in a month to the doctor, and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again." <br /><br />The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to their conversations. I've changed my will three times!"<br /><br /><br />Getting Old#3<br /><br />Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: "Slim, I'm 83-years-old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?"<br /><br />Slim says, "I feel just like a new-born baby."<br /><br />"Really!? Like a new-born baby!?" <br /><br />"Yep, ...no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants."<br /><br /><br />Getting Old#4<br /><br />An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, "Last night we went out to a new restaurant, and it was really great. I'd recommend it very highly."<br /><br />The other man said, "What's the name of the restaurant?"<br /><br />The first man thought and thought and finally said, "What's the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know, ...the one that's red and has thorns."<br /><br />"You mean a rose?" <br /><br />"Yes, that's the one," replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?" 
