One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.& She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book.<br /> <br />Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," She replies, (Thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")"<br /> <br />You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.<br /> <br />"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."<br /> <br />"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."<br /> <br />"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual <br />assault," says the woman.<br /> <br />"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.<br /> <br />"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."<br /> <br />"Have a nice day ma'am", and he left.<br /> <br />MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
