G.R.I.T.S.

KaGee

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= Girls Raised in The South! <br /><br />Southern girls know bad manners when they see'em: <br />.. <br />1. Drinkin straight out of a can. <br />2. Not sendin thank you notes. <br />3. Velvet after February. <br />4. White shoes before Memorial Day or after Labor Day <br />.. <br />Southern girls always say:<br />1. "Yes, ma'am."<br />2. "Yes, sir." <br />.. <br />Southern girls have a distinct way with fond expressions: <br />1. "Y'all come back now, ya heaah." <br />2. "Well, bless your heart." <br />3. "Drop by when ya can." <br />4. "How's ya mama?" <br />5. "Love ya hair." <br />.. <br />Southern girls know their three R's:<br />1. Rich<br />2. Richer<br />3. Richest <br />.. <br />Southern girls know everybody's first name: <br />1. Honey <br />2. Darlin' <br />3. Shugah <br />.. <br />Southern girls know the movies that speak to their hearts: <br />1. "Gone With the Wind" <br />2. "Fried Green Tomatoes" <br />3. "Drivin Miss Daisy" <br />4. "Steel Magnolias" <br />.. <br />Southern girls know their cities drippin with Southern charm: <br />1. Hotlanta or Adlanna (Atlanta as outsiders say) <br />2. Richmon <br />3. Challston <br />4. S'vannah <br />5. Birminham <br />6. Nawlins' <br />7. Oh! and that city in Alabama ? It's pronounced MUNTGUMRY! <br />.. <br />Southern girls know the three deadly sins: <br />1. Bad hair <br />2. Bad manners <br />3. Bad blind dates<br /><br />My girl was partially raised in the south. Gotta luv them South'n Girls! :D
 

Holdimhook

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Re: G.R.I.T.S.

Don't forget the three most important men in a southern girl's life:<br />1. Daddy<br />2. Daddy<br />3. Daddy<br />Southern girls, God, I love 'em! :D
 

Limited-Time

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Re: G.R.I.T.S.

Ya know the difference between a northern girl and a southern girl?<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Northern Girl says you can! ;) ;) <br />.<br />Southern Girl says....................................<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br /> “Y’all can"!! :eek: :eek: :D :D
 
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