Future wife

Ron G

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Why does wedding sh*t have to be so complicated and expensive?The future bride is flipping clear out about wedding ettiquitte (cant spell)How stuff and names is supose to be on envelopes,here wedding dress want fit now because she gained wait,i sit around and dont do nothing,is there inuff food,and so on and on on,Thanks for letting me vent,the tension around her at times is like a force feild that i feel will just suck me up.
 

neumanns

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Re: Future wife

Been there done that....Forgot to get the T-shirt, they can keep the darn thing cause I sure ain't going back for it!!!
 

QC

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What Frog said, but I'm laughing a little at ya too. They stop caring about what you do after the wedding :rolleyes:
 

eeboater

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Yeah... been there. Ron, just remember it's "Her" day and you'll be fine. I chose the vehicle we left in... and the mens tuxes... Thats about it. The rest was her handywork.<br /><br />SEan
 

Limited-Time

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Re: Future wife

Men dream about the Wedding Night, women dream about every detail of the wedding day. I feel for ya man. What ever ya do make sure ya put the stamps on the wedding invites straight.......I caught hell for that one. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :)
 

one more cast

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Re: Future wife

My mother in-law (before she was my mother in-law) Said to me and my live in fiancé "when are you two getting married?" We told her we didn't want to go through all the hassle of the wedding planing thing so she said to pick a date and she would plan it. It was a redneck wedding but it was fun. Everyone in the family made one dish and we had tons of food left over. My wifes nephew was the DJ. Our good friend sang at the wedding. And we saved a ton of money. Its all about love not Bling. The marriage is the important part,not the wedding. We have been told by some of our guests that our wedding was one of the best weddings they have ever been to. So tell your bride to just chill. :D
 

QC

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Re: Future wife

Originally posted by One More Cast:<br /> So tell your bride to just chill. :D
Oh, that'll work :rolleyes: Ron G, DON'T DO IT. And I thought OMC was OK :rolleyes: :D
 

cpj

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Re: Future wife

Run for the hills till after the wedding is over! You are a stupid man who know nothing about weddings.You are always wrong.You just dont understand women and weddings in general.If you come to that conclusion you will be fine.(thats what she is thinking)I do feel for ya man.But all BS aside, the best thing that you can do is hide untill the wedding day.And if she asks you what you think about something that has to do with the wedding, pretend that you didnt hear her, cause whatever you say you will be WRONG! :D :D :D
 

jtexas

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Re: Future wife

here's why: when you were a kid, you were all about toy guns, GI Joe, bicycles, football, fishing, blowing stuff up, shotguns, cars, getting some [if you know what I mean, and I think you do]....<br /><br />Meanwhile, she was all about baby dolls, barbie dolls, wedding dresses, prom dresses, what's my wedding going to be like, tea parties, weddings, wedding dresses, my wedding's going to be perfect, makeup, not givin it up except if it's true love, weddings....<br /><br />It's why the bride's family pays for weddings...we know exactly what the wedding would be like if we had to pay!<br /><br />All you have to do is wake up early enough on the wedding day to get there on time. And book the honeymoon suite.<br /><br />Go for it, man, it's all worth it.
 

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Re: Future wife

Modern weddings are not that much different than they used to be.<br /><br />It is her day to be a fairy princess getting coronated. She has dreamed of it most of her life and she will remember it for the rest of her life. Let her make it as grand and glorious as she wants. <br /><br />You wont regret it.
 

RubberFrog

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PMS: Pre Matrimonial Syndrome<br /><br />this too shall pass....
 

QC

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Originally posted by JB:<br /> Let her make it as grand and glorious as she wants.
Yeah, you can just charge it . . .
 

FLATHEAD

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OMC you did it right. Around these parts they call that a fire house wedding. Because lots of fire houses have banquet halls that are rented out for weddings. Hands down the best weddings I ever attended were low budget fire hall weddings.
 

kenimpzoom

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My wife is from Thailand.<br /><br />We did a quick trip to the USA to get married.<br /><br />I had a private ceremony in the church and the reception at my parents house.<br /><br />My wife didnt get to do anything, my mother planned it all.<br /><br />Her wedding dress cost 79 dollars.<br /><br />Now that she has lived in the USA she knows she got screwed out of a proper wedding.<br /><br />I really really hope I can get her a good one for our 10th anniversary in 4 more years.<br /><br />Ken
 

QC

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Re: Future wife

Originally posted by LadyFish:<br /> It's ALL Barbies fault. :D
Noooooo, now I have that stupid Barbie song in my head " . . . I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world my boobs are plastic, it's fantastic "<br /><br />Thanks LF :rolleyes:
 

Ron G

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Re: Future wife

Thanks guys and gals,i do try to hide dosnt work,i have learned to say yes dear,and thats really nice but this darn thing is worst than a wildfire went to a simple nice wedding into i dont know what now it has quartets,candles out the ying-yang and a bunch of stuff i have no clue,by the time the wedding gets here i'll either be on valumn or ready to kill her,and as far as weddingnight i'll probably be so tired i'll have to sleep for a week to catch up.<br /><br />But Ya'll are right its about her and the memories.I was wanting too just run off and do it and have a nice vacation at the same time.<br />BY the way whats a videoagraper for??and if ya have a pic dude why you need the video dude?
 
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