I watched a loser walking with his 6gal gas tank towards a ditch that leads to the Willamette River.Its Spring Chinook salmon season and he must have had a bad gas/oil mix. He slips and lands straight on his back and slides into the water filled ditch. So fat/drunk he can hardly get up. Looked like a turtle on its back. I go to get a law officer. This ditch he's about to dump fuel into enters the river. When I return with the law the boater is gone. We find the oil slick where he dumped the fuel. We also find a large spot of fresh blood where he fell and rolled around. The Fish Gods were at work here.
