The blonde pulls in her driveway and notices her house is on fire.<br />She calls BLONDESTAR from her car:<br />Dispatcher: BLONDESTAR how may I help you?<br />Blonde: Help, my house is on fire!<br />Dispatcher: Where are you mam?<br />Blonde: Hurry, hurry, PLEASE!<br />Dispatcher: Mam how do we get there?<br />Blonde: The big red truck, Duh!<br /> 