Twidget
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One night a veteran police officer was going to show a rookie how to catch a drunk. They started their stake out at the local bar an hour before closing.<br /><br />About half an hour before closing, out came a man stumbling and falling down. He tried his key on several cars, fell down a few more time. He crawled to his car, opened the door crawled in and passed out.<br /><br />Shortly after the bar closed and the parking lot had emptied, the drunk awoke and drove out of the parking lot.<br /><br />The officers pulled him over. When the rookie ran the breathalizer, it came back zero. The veteran officer then gave him another test which came back zero.<br /><br />The officer said, we watched you stumble to your car and pass out. How did you beat the breathalizer?<br /><br />The drunk said.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Im the designated decoy.<br /><br /><br />Apologies to any of our law enforcement members. 
