On a flight from Paris to New York a Frenchman is sitting next to a New Yorker.<br />About an hour into the journey a loud bang is hear throughout the cabin.<br />The pilot comes on the PA and announces the #3 Engine had suffered damage, <br />However the aircraft would be totally capable of flying on 3 engines, but they would arrive in NY about 30 minutes late.<br /><br />Moments later a similar noise was heard, and again the pilot addressed the passengers that the #2 engine had suffered the same damage, but this aircraft was built to fly with just 2 engines, though they would arrive 60 minutes late at JFK<br /><br />20 minutes later the #1 engine went down. The pilot calmly told the passengers of the dilemma, but again assured them the plane would be fine, but they now would arrive 90 minutes late at JFK.<br /><br />The Frenchman turned to the New Yorker and said; Dam*, one more time and we will be up here forever.
