FREE car insurance!

JB

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Dear Whiplash Insurance Company.

My current auto insurance cost me $850 per year.

Gecko says they can save me $245.

BAARF says they are $348 cheaper than Gecko.

Your ad says you can save me $315 over BAARF.

Your policy, then, must be $908 cheaper than mine, so you owe me $58 if I sign up.

Please send the check right away.
 

tommays

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Re: FREE car insurance!

Jb



Stop this i keep having to clean my screen :D
 

Vlad D Impeller

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Re: FREE car insurance!

Dear Whiplash Insurance Company.

My current auto insurance cost me $850 per year.

Gecko says they can save me $245.

BAARF says they are $348 cheaper than Gecko.

Your ad says you can save me $315 over BAARF.

Your policy, then, must be $908 cheaper than mine, so you owe me $58 if I sign up.

Please send the check right away.

I like that way to thinking. :D

Have you ever wondered what does the insurance industries don't know about you?;)
 
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