Forget the shrink....talk to a bartender

Tim Frank

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'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.'

'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears..'
'How much do you charge?'
'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor.
'I'll sleep on it,' I said..
Six months later the doctor met me on the street. 'Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.
'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!'

'Is that so!' he said with a bit of an attitude , 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?'

'He told me to cut the legs off the bed!
Ain't nobody under there now!'
 

WIMUSKY

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Re: Forget the shrink....talk to a bartender

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Re: Forget the shrink....talk to a bartender

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NewfieDan

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Re: Forget the shrink....talk to a bartender

Definition of a Psychiatrist: A person you go see when you are slightly cracked, and keep giong to until you are completely broke.
 

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Re: Forget the shrink....talk to a bartender

Guy walks into the shrinks office,wrapped in nothing but cellophane.
The shrink says: I can clearly see you'r nuts.....:rolleyes:
 
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