SpinnerBait_Nut
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Just a little something for all you Ford diesel owners out there to lighten your day. Read on.<br /><br />These were all sent by users who have undergone therapy at some point. Unfortunately,<br />they are all beyond cure. Consider these warning signs and see a therapist as soon as<br /> possible if you exhibit more than 3 of these signs.. <br />.After getting out of your truck you can't take more than ten steps before looking back to <br />make sure it's still there. <br />.The racket it makes when it's started in the morning sounds sweeter than the <br />opening chords of Beethoven's 9th.<br />.You honestly think no perfume smells as good as diesel exhaust.<br />.Your spousal unit begins to wonder why you're suddenly volunteering to run all<br />the errands.<br />.You record fuel consumption. mileage. oil changes. and other significant events in<br />the life of your truck with such care and accuracy that the most picky NASA<br />scientist would conclude you're overdoing it.<br />.Three different neighbors have called the police after they've seen you just sitting<br />in your truck -at I :00 o'clock in the morning.<br />.You're rolling out of Las Vegas headed for L.A.. it's 110 degrees at 10:00 a.m. and<br />you're pulling 11.000 Ibs of trailer up the stateline grade when you see a Dodge<br />Cummins ahead and know that life as you know it will end if you don't pass and<br />render it a speck in your rearview mirror.<br />.You hear the word "bible" and immediately think "owner's manual."<br />.You find yourself looking at maps to see if there isn't some way to drive to Europe<br />instead of flying.<br />.Every Monday morning as you drive up the street. your neighbors are frantically<br />running to the curb with their trash cans thinking that the garbage truck has arrived<br />three hours early. You laugh with glee.<br />.The kids waiting for the school bus begin to pick up their books only to find out someone <br />put a t444e in a pickup. You grin and wave as you motor by. <br />You roll down the window on a cold day while driving just to hear the motor.<br />.When driving through a tunnel or long underpass you slightly slow down just to <br />hear the motor reverberate off the walls.<br />.Your wife dabs diesel fuel behind her ears when she "wants your attention".<br />.You drive around with a ton of gravel just cuz it seems right.<br />.You can't eat and drive when you are not canying a load.<br />I think I got 4 of them. 
Have a nice day.
Have a nice day.
