for those of us that suffer thru conference calls

avenger79

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Re: for those of us that suffer thru conference calls

how true
 

agallant80

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Re: for those of us that suffer thru conference calls

Why do you think I post so much here.....
 

alldodge

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Re: for those of us that suffer thru conference calls

Only part that was left out was when your asked a question and you didn't hear it. Then there the usual somewhat failed attempt to I'm sorry I turn the volume down to take another call or something like.
 

redneck joe

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Re: for those of us that suffer thru conference calls

Only part that was left out was when your asked a question and you didn't hear it. Then there the usual somewhat failed attempt to I'm sorry I turn the volume down to take another call or something like.

"I was multi-tasking'
 

bruceb58

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Re: for those of us that suffer thru conference calls

Why do you think I post so much here.....
LOL...likewise.

We use Lync so it's not quite this bad! The worst is when you hear a toilet flush! Yuch!
 
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generator12

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Re: for those of us that suffer thru conference calls

My issue is with meetings run by people who don't know how to run a meeting.

We begin with an agenda - a plan detailing the sequence of issues to be covered. It seldom goes ten minutes before a non-agenda item is introduced and the entire room turns onto that item for twenty to forty minutes. Could have shelved it for later discussion; could have identified two or three people to develop the issue and present it at a later meeting, but no. We all sit and discuss something for which we were not prepared.

When this concludes, we turn back to the agenda and repeat the cycle. Over and over and over again, until the coffee pots are empty, the donuts are gone, everybody's butt hurts, and at least half of the participants have tuned out. Oh, and no one can actually identify those individuals who are responsible for taking charge of each of the issues and delivering a result - because no one was assigned or volunteered.

By the end of the "meeting", we have one or two new (vague) principles to pursue in place of one or two of the vague principles with which we began, a room full of fatigued people, very few problems developed and solved, and a date set for the next meeting.

I see this occur with vice presidents and senior managers, district directors, et al, all because the individual running the meeting has no clue how to do it and the participants don't appear to realize that they've just been scammed.

Actually conference calls, in my experience, tend to work better because - for whatever reason - it's easier to keep the attention on the issue(s) for which it was generated. Someone takes notes and publishes minutes. Everybody leaves with a task related to the issue. We seem to be more effective with that method than by getting everybody in the room and just letting fly.

Don't the business schools know how to teach this...? We learned it in engineering curricula in which we were focused on the issue(s) to be managed.

I've got another of these scheduled for February 4th, and I'm dreading it, as I find a little harder each time to control my desire to intervene and facilitate the discussion. I just may do that, career or no career. The process is so silly and counterproductive.
 
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kahuna123

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Re: for those of us that suffer thru conference calls

I really like the ones where we have a powerpoint and the leader reads it WORD FOR WORD, every page and then when you think its almost over the new hires trying to impress everyone start asking idiot questions.
1. Are we going to have a guide for that? no we are going to let you wonder around aimlessly
2. How do we enter that in the system? that was page three
3. Where do we find that info? in the book we just handed you


Better yet! I work for a large cable company in FL. We had a big new pricing kick off Wed morning. 300 people on a conference call. Someone in I won't say where did not mute his cellphone. Not only was he not paying attention but had a 10 minute conversation with his boss who was also not paying attention. So 298 people could not hear the call for 10 minutes while the senor VP was trying to rally the troops. He was not amused.
 

rogerwa

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Re: for those of us that suffer thru conference calls

'could you repeat the question' is now interpreted as "I was not listening and doing something else"
 

angus63

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Re: for those of us that suffer thru conference calls

Every Tuesday at noon I endure the pure unadulterated hell that takes the form of an inter-departmental federal government remote conference call. Disorganized chaos, with a hint of arrogance, yielding zero remedy best describes the punishing hour I wish I had back each week.

My signature line below weeps in the wake of these calls!
 
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gm280

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One of the things they didn't cover was the one where someone in the groups THINKS they pressed the mute button and everybody starts talking like the others on line are complete idiots. Then after a short period of silence they realizes they never pressed mute and tries to play it off as they were talking about something else to the folks on line still...

Glad those days are behind me now...retired!
 
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