SpinnerBait_Nut
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Bart and Art have been a twosome on the links every day<br />since they've been retired. One day, as they're putting<br />on their golf shoes in the clubhouse, they get into a<br />conversation about heaven and whether there are any golf<br />courses there. They make a pact. The first one to die will<br />come back and tell the other one. Bart dies first, and sure<br />enough, comes back to visit Art.<br /> <br />Art says, "Well are there any golf courses in heaven?"<br /> <br />"I have good news and I have bad news," says Bart.<br /> <br />"We have the ultimate golf course in the sky and<br />tournament which starts tomorrow."<br /> <br />"So what's the bad news?"<br /> <br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />"You're my partner!"<br />_______________________________________________<br />"Golfer In Heaven"<br /> <br />A golfer hit his drive on the first hole 300 yards right down<br />the middle. When it came down, however, it hit a sprinkler<br />and the ball went sideways into the woods. He was angry, but<br />he went into the woods and hit a very hard 2 iron which hit a<br />tree and bounced back straight at him. It hit him in the<br />temple and killed him.<br /> <br />He was at the Pearly Gates and St. Peter looked at the big<br />book and said, "I see you were a golfer, is that correct?"<br /> <br />"Yes, I am," he replied.<br /> <br />St Peter then said, "Do you hit the ball a long way?"<br /> <br />The golfer replied, <br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />"You bet. After all, I got here in 2,<br />didn't I?"
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