SoulWinner
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Since the SpinMiester isn't here, I'll post some jokes. Come back soon Lester!<br /><br />The Washington Post's Style Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are this year's winners:<br /><br />1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.<br /><br />2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.<br /><br />3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. Unfortunately, the bozone layer shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.<br /><br />4. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.<br /><br />5. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.<br /><br />6. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.<br /><br />7. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.<br /><br />8. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.<br /><br />9. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)<br /><br />10. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's, like, a serious bummer.<br /><br />11. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.<br /><br />12. Glibido: All talk and no action.<br /><br />13. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.<br /><br />14. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.<br /><br />15. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.<br /><br />16. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.<br /><br />. . . and the pick of the literature:<br /><br />17. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an *******..
