heycods
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>Old Man humor<br /><br />><br />><br />><br />>An older man was speeding down the road at 80 mph when he looked in<br />>his rearview mirror and saw a Texas Highway Patrol car coming with its<br />>lights flashing and siren blaring. Thinking he could outrun the trooper, <br />>the<br />><br />>man sped up to 100 mph. Suddenly, he realized his foolishness and<br />>pulled over to the side of the road and stopped.<br />><br />>The trooper pulled up, walked up to the car and said, "Sir, my shift ends<br />>in 30 minutes and it's Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were<br />>speeding, that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."<br />><br />>The man looked at the trooper and said, "Last week my wife ran off with<br />>a State Trooper and I thought you were bringing her back."<br />><br />>The trooper replied, "Have a nice day."
