LadyFish
Admiral
- Joined
- Mar 18, 2003
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What do you call a fish with no eye?<br />FSH!!!! (I told you they were bad)<br /><br />How do you stop a fish from smelling?<br />Cut it's nose off<br /><br />What is the fastest fish in the sea?<br />Go-carp.<br /><br />What did the mummy sardine say to her children when they saw a submarine?<br />Don't worry, it's only a tin of people.<br /><br />If fish lived on land, which country would they live in?<br />Finland.<br /><br />What did one rock pool say to the other rock pool?<br />Show me your mussels.<br /><br />How do you kiss a muskie?<br />Very carefully<br /><br />What sits at the bottom of the sea and shivers?<br />A nervous wreck.<br /><br />What has big sharp teeth, a tail, scales, and a trunk?<br />A pike going on holiday.<br /><br />Fly-fisherman's wife: "Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend" 
