Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.
One evening after the honeymoon, Tim was organizing his fishing gear in his boat.
His wife was standing nearby watching him and after a long period of silence she finally speaks.
"Honey, I've been thinking and now that we are married, I think it's time you give up fishing.
Maybe sell the boat and your fishing stuff."
Tim gets this horrified look on his face.
She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
"There was a few seconds there where you sounded like my ex-wife."
"Ex-wife!" she screamed, "I didn't know you were married before."
"I WASN'T!"
One evening after the honeymoon, Tim was organizing his fishing gear in his boat.
His wife was standing nearby watching him and after a long period of silence she finally speaks.
"Honey, I've been thinking and now that we are married, I think it's time you give up fishing.
Maybe sell the boat and your fishing stuff."
Tim gets this horrified look on his face.
She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
"There was a few seconds there where you sounded like my ex-wife."
"Ex-wife!" she screamed, "I didn't know you were married before."
"I WASN'T!"
