My wife hates boats but she went with me in our new sailboat for an afternoon sail. The winds were high and she got scared and then demanded that the sails come down and we go home. We got into an argument and eventually she won, the sails came down in a hurry and the boat quickly returned to its slip. No one could say the B word (boat) for a week around the house as it was a touchy subject. A week later she recieved a call from the local supermarket saying congratulations you just won a 15 ft canoe. She thought it was me playing a trick on her and she told the guy what he could do with his canoe. Luckily the guy had a sense of humour and still gave her the canoe. What did she do with it. SOLD IT. 