OMG this is a family site! What were you thinking!!
This could be worth millions of dollars in FEMA aid.
FEMA will be shipping Emergency Temporary Cozies to your area in a few days.... The advance party should be arriving any moment.
FEMA is not responsible is the Cozies are found to be contaminated years from now..... FEMA cozies can not be sold without express written permission
from the FEMA coordinator Bubba.
"TASTES GREAT"Someone has to do it!
"LESS FILLING"