bassboy1
Lieutenant Commander
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One day a fireman is working on an engine outside the station when he sees a girl riding down the sidewalk with a little red wagon with ladders hanging off the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The Girl is wearing a firefighters helmet. The wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat. the firefighter walks out to take a closer look. "That is a fine fire truck you've got there." "Thanks mister fireman" said the little girl. The firefighter takes a closer look and realizes she has the wagon tied to the dogs collar and the cats testicles. "Little partner" the fireman says " I dont want to tell you how to run this rig but wouldn't you go faster if you tied the rope around the cats collar instead of its testicles?" "I probably would, but then I wouldn't have a siren." She replied.8)
The Girl is wearing a firefighters helmet. The wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat. the firefighter walks out to take a closer look. "That is a fine fire truck you've got there." "Thanks mister fireman" said the little girl. The firefighter takes a closer look and realizes she has the wagon tied to the dogs collar and the cats testicles. "Little partner" the fireman says " I dont want to tell you how to run this rig but wouldn't you go faster if you tied the rope around the cats collar instead of its testicles?" "I probably would, but then I wouldn't have a siren." She replied.8)