Fire Truck

bassboy1

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One day a fireman is working on an engine outside the station when he sees a girl riding down the sidewalk with a little red wagon with ladders hanging off the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The Girl is wearing a firefighters helmet. The wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat. the firefighter walks out to take a closer look. "That is a fine fire truck you've got there." "Thanks mister fireman" said the little girl. The firefighter takes a closer look and realizes she has the wagon tied to the dogs collar and the cats testicles. "Little partner" the fireman says " I dont want to tell you how to run this rig but wouldn't you go faster if you tied the rope around the cats collar instead of its testicles?" "I probably would, but then I wouldn't have a siren." She replied.8)
 

AK_Chappy

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Re: Fire Truck

DUDE,
My whole family is crying from laughing so hard. My boys are imitating the "siren"

ROFLMAO.

Good one.

AK Chappy
 

Reel Poor

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Re: Fire Truck

That rite ther's a knee slapper ! ! !
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QC

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Re: Fire Truck

As good a one as I have seen here . . . LMAO 8)
 

Link

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Re: Fire Truck

I was expecting the overdrive answer.. good one.
Here Brownie, here Brownie
He is Not buying this :)
 

stan_deezy

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Re: Fire Truck

Absolutely superb!

Just been sent to my entire team just to cheer 'em up a bit 8)8)8)

In fact I can see one of them chasing a cat with a bit of rope as we speak..............................................:^
 

fire831

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Re: Fire Truck

ROFLMAO, Dave, your reply was good to. I'll remember what to do if the siren breaks on one of our trucks. Here Kitty,Kitty.:devil:
 
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