Walking into the bar, Jeff said to the bartender, "Pour me a stiff one, Eddie. I just had another fight with the little woman." <br />"Oh yeah," said Eddie. "And how did this one end?" <br />"When it was over," Jeff replied, "She came to me on her hands and knees." <br />"Really? Now that's a switch! What did she say?" <br />She said, "Come out from under that bed you little chicken s#^%"