Sent: Friday, June 04, 2004 5:55 PM<br />Subject: Fw: MARK YOUR CALENDARS FOR NEXT SATURDAY.<br /><br /><br />----- Original Message ----- <br /><br /><br />Sent: Friday, June 04, 2004 7:34 PM<br />Subject: Re: MARK YOUR CALENDARS FOR NEXT SATURDAY.<br /><br /><br />MARK YOUR CALENDARS FOR NEXT SATURDAY.<br /><br /><br />AS YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW, IT IS A SIN FOR A TALIBAN MALE TO SEE ANY WOMAN<br />OTHER THAN HIS WIFE NAKED, AND THAT HE MUST COMMIT SUICIDE IF HE DOES.<br /><br /><br />SO THIS SATURDAY AT 4 P.M. EASTERN TIME ALL AMERICAN WOMEN ARE ASKED TO WALK<br />OUT OF THEIR HOUSE COMPLETELY NAKED TO HELP WEED OUT ANY NEIGHBORHOOD<br />TERRORISTS.<br /><br /><br />CIRCLING YOUR BLOCK FOR ONE HOUR IS RECOMMENDED FOR THIS ANTI-TERRORIST<br />EFFORT.<br /><br /><br />ALL MEN ARE TO POSITION THEMSELVES IN LAWN CHAIRS IN FRONT OF THEIR HOUSE TO<br />PROVE THEY ARE NOT TALIBAN, AND TO DEMONSTRATE THAT THEY THINK ITS OKAY TO<br />SEE NUDE WOMEN OTHER THAN THEIR WIFE AND TO SHOW SUPPORT FOR ALL AMERICAN<br />WOMEN.<br /><br /><br />AND SINCE THE TALIBAN ALSO DOES NOT APPROVE OF ALCOHOL, A COLD 6-PACK AT<br />YOUR SIDE IS FURTHER PROOF OF YOUR ANTI-TALIBAN SENTIMENT.<br /><br /><br />THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT APPRECIATES YOUR EFFORTS TO ROOT OUT TERRORISTS AND<br />APPLAUDS YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THIS ANTI-TERRORIST ACTIVITY.<br /><br /><br />GOD BLESS AMERICA.<br /><br /><br />IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON.<br />Thing nude boating would help?
