stan_deezy
Lieutenant Commander
- Joined
- Oct 18, 2003
- Messages
- 1,539
Well it's been nice knowing y'all. Over the years I've become kinda attached to you all but now the time has come to bid you farewell.<br /><br />I'm not one for sentimentality and I know the parting is going to be hard and painful. Tears may be shed, there may be cries of anguish and despair. Blood may even be spilled.<br /><br />In the good times you've helped me smile and put on a happy face and helped me show my jovial side. <br />We've had some good laughs and experienced lots of new things together. We've developed new tastes and tried new things. Some of them have been tough but we've never bitten off more than we could chew. We never made a meal of something we couldn't finish.<br /><br />In the bad times (and we've been having more of those recently) you've caused me a lot of grief and a lot of pain. I can't believe some of the hurt you've put me through, and yes, I did cry at times. It hurts, even me, when you behave the way you do.<br />I quite often found that there was no ryhme nor reasons to the way you attacked me, the way your actions kept me awake at night, tossing and turning and sweating. It got so that I couldn't even enjoy my food. I started to dread meal-times thanks to you guys. And I gave you everything and this is how you repaid me?<br /><br />Well, like I said it's been nice and not so nice to know you but the time has come to say goodbye---so on Monday at precisely 1100GMT you're all getting extracted: no more teeth, no more pain! <br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Oh hang on, you guys didn't think I was talking about iboats did you? <br /><br />Nah! Me dentist(s) have finally decided that enough is enough and that I need to kiss goodbye to my teeth (all of them!). I go under the knife on Monday coming, so wish me luck. I won't be doing much of these anymore, probably plenty of and