Farewell my lovely's

stan_deezy

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Well it's been nice knowing y'all. Over the years I've become kinda attached to you all but now the time has come to bid you farewell.<br /><br />I'm not one for sentimentality and I know the parting is going to be hard and painful. Tears may be shed, there may be cries of anguish and despair. Blood may even be spilled.<br /><br />In the good times you've helped me smile and put on a happy face and helped me show my jovial side. <br />We've had some good laughs and experienced lots of new things together. We've developed new tastes and tried new things. Some of them have been tough but we've never bitten off more than we could chew. We never made a meal of something we couldn't finish.<br /><br />In the bad times (and we've been having more of those recently) you've caused me a lot of grief and a lot of pain. I can't believe some of the hurt you've put me through, and yes, I did cry at times. It hurts, even me, when you behave the way you do.<br />I quite often found that there was no ryhme nor reasons to the way you attacked me, the way your actions kept me awake at night, tossing and turning and sweating. It got so that I couldn't even enjoy my food. I started to dread meal-times thanks to you guys. And I gave you everything and this is how you repaid me?<br /><br />Well, like I said it's been nice and not so nice to know you but the time has come to say goodbye---so on Monday at precisely 1100GMT you're all getting extracted: no more teeth, no more pain! <br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Oh hang on, you guys didn't think I was talking about iboats did you? :D <br /><br />Nah! Me dentist(s) have finally decided that enough is enough and that I need to kiss goodbye to my teeth (all of them!). I go under the knife on Monday coming, so wish me luck. I won't be doing much of these :D anymore, probably plenty of :eek: and :(
 

Dunaruna

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Re: Farewell my lovely's

Couldn't you just go to a celtic/rangers game - get them removed for free :p
 

stan_deezy

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Re: Farewell my lovely's

Originally posted by Dunaruna:<br /> Couldn't you just go to a celtic/rangers game - get them removed for free :p
Nah, tried that but because of my build and general scowly appearance the boys all think I'm a polis :D <br /><br />Would sure have been a lot cheaper though....... :(
 

Reel Poor

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Re: Farewell my lovely's

I bet Ms Deezy would take them teeth out for you. Just let her read some of your post on iboats. This will save money too. And she will probably feel better. :D <br /><br />Dang man,,,,,,that makes my mouth hurt. :( <br /><br />GWS
 

Link

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Re: Farewell my lovely's

Now your going to have to remember to bring all your body parts when you go somewhere :D <br />A friend had that done eight months ago. He now says that he should have done it years ago and is Very happy about it.<br />Best wishes for you on Monday!
 

RPJS

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Re: Farewell my lovely's

Have fun Stan :p :D :D
 

KRS

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Re: Farewell my lovely's

A better pirate you'll be, arrgghhh.
 

fireship1

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Re: Farewell my lovely's

Hope all goes well Stan. Glad to see it was the teeth you were talking about and not the family here. Your teeth might have failed 'ya, but we'll always be here! ;)
 

stan_deezy

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Re: Farewell my lovely's

Thanks people. I had a good giggle composing that post, must be the bad bit in me. <br />Must admit I'm kinda looking forward to it, the pain that they have been giving me in the last ten years has been grim. Funny how toothache can be so "annoying". I just keep trying to remember "there are worse things in life and they ain't happening to you".<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br /><br />.<br />For example: I could be ENGLISH! :D :D <br /><br /><br />and shouldn't that be: " a better pirate you'll be, argummmmmmmm"?????? :D
 

muskyone

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Re: Farewell my lovely's

it hurts reel bad but i smile now and everyone does'nt think i'm pissed off all the time
 

Braxton

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Re: Farewell my lovely's

LOL had me going. i was thinking i never say enything bad about anyone. lol im reading and going what in the heck did everone say,hehehehe got me good on that one stan. good luck!!
 

stan_deezy

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Re: Farewell my lovely's

Cheers Braxton, and muskyone I'm looking forward to winning the local gurning competition (in fact you guys can enter online here <br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />
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<br /><br /><br />ps: that is NOT a picture of me.......I'm FAR uglier :(
 

stan_deezy

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Re: Farewell my lovely's

.............and nothing happened :( <br /><br />Got there to discover that some stuff hadn't been arranged so I get a reprieve until Friday at 1600 :D :D <br /><br />Man, I'm gonna have steak and then some Pork Scratchings tonight just to celebrate :D :D
 

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Re: Farewell my lovely's

LOL at Reel Poor! That's exactly what I was thinking also!
 
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