False feeling of importance!

[LubeDude]

I made these all up. Feel free to add to it.<br /><br />You may have a false feeling of importance if you think you are special or important because:<br /><br /><br />1. Your truck is higher than anyone elses.<br /><br />2. Your car is lower than anyone elses.<br /><br />3. Your vehicle is louder than anyone elses.<br /><br />4. You have a wing on your fourdoor car.<br /><br />5. Your pants are hanging clear to your crotch.<br /><br />6. You have peircings everywhere, and they are all chained together.<br /><br />7. You have so many buttons on your hat you cant tell what the original color was.<br /><br />8. Youre a woman, your middle is showing and your 50 #s overwieght.<br /><br />9. Youre a man, 50+, you have your shirt unbuttoned to the middle of your chest and have a gold chain around your neck big enough to walk your dog.<br /><br />10. You can throw a rooster tail behind your Bass Boat 75 yards long and do it everywhere you go.

 

[mattttt25]

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11. you don't know how to spell false.<br /><br />sorry, couldn't resist.

 

[jtexas]

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11. Your wife is hotter than anybody elses.<br />12. Your first language is French.

 

[LubeDude]

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Originally posted by mattttt25:<br /> 11. you don't know how to spell false.<br /><br />sorry, couldn't resist.

Hey, I dont know how to spell at all.

 

[Limited-Time]

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Originally posted by LubeDude:<br />

Originally posted by mattttt25:<br /> 11. you don't know how to spell false.<br /><br />sorry, couldn't resist.

Hey, I dont know how to spell at all.

Hay LubeDude it's spelled "at all" <br /><br />13)You have the biggest Johnson in the group.<br />14) You have the power to ZAP.

 

[Ron G]

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13 you can drink more milwaukee best than anybody else

 

[eeboater]

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Originally posted by Ron G:<br /> 13 you can drink more milwaukee best than anybody else

Hey - you be rippin on ma' hometown-juice!! <br /><br />14. You drive a Hummer H2 or H3

 

[AzMeadMan]

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15. You have a TV in your Vehicle, RV and Boat.

 

[LubeDude]

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Originally posted by eeboater:<br /> <br />14. You drive a Hummer H2 or H3

Ya, like there is any other reason to drive one of those underpowered gas guzzling behemoths!!!

 

[kenimpzoom]

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16. Those that start topics that take jabs at the more important people.<br /><br /> <br /><br />Ken

 

[JB]

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"You have the power to ZAP."<br /><br />Hmmmmm. Could be. But it is also true that the responsibility to use that power wisely is pretty humbling.

 

[eeboater]

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Originally posted by KenImpZoom:<br /> 16. Those that start topics that take jabs at the more important people.<br /><br /> <br /><br />Ken

17. Those that create posts that take jabs at the people who start topics that take jabs at the more important people.<br /><br />LMAO!!

 

[eeboater]

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Originally posted by LubeDude:<br />Ya, like there is any other reason to drive one of those underpowered gas guzzling behemoths!!!

Hey, why are you making fun of my Daily Driver?<br /><br /> <br /><br />Sean

 

[Nos4r2]

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11-ad nauseam "you have no idea of cause and effect"

 

[f_inscreenname]

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17) Your work truck stereo sounds better and louder then anyone you know.<br />18) You drive a loud, fast, red boat. <br /><br />oops; I think I just learned something about myself.

 

[SS MAYFLOAT]

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19. You don't have A/C in your car or house, but have it on your boat.....I think something about being a redneck fits this as well.....SS

 

[Limited-Time]

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Originally posted by Ron G:<br /> 13 you can drink more milwaukee best than anybody else

And still function the next day!!! Liver be damned!

 

[Twidget]

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20. You have a phone in your bathroom.<br /><br />I kid you not, my soon to be ex stepmother had a floating phone in her bathroom

 

[jtexas]

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you can't be bothered to interrupt your cell phone call for 2 seconds to practice ordinary good manners, like say "excuse me" or "thank you" or transact business at the cash register or order a meal at a restaurant etc.,<br />or watch your child play a soccer game.

 

[KaGee]

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8. Youre a woman, your middle is showing and your 50 #s overwieght.<br />

How about You're a woman over 50 and your belly is showing! <br /><br />Actually had this unpleasant "experience" at Walmart the other night. BARF!