Evening classes for men

[DECK SWABBER 58]

WICOE
(Women In Charge Of Everything)

Is proud to announce the opening of its
EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!
OPEN TO MEN ONLY

ALL ARE WELCOME

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants

The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practising with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

DISHES & SILVERWARE;
DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK
OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.

REMOTE CONTROL
Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place
Instead of turning the house upside down while screaming -
Open forum


DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS;
DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH;
BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY
AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS;
BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN
YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES
& CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT;
LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counsellors available

 

[soggy_feet]

Re: Evening classes for men

I saw that offered at the local college. There was supposed to be a womans class along side it on logic, but it was cancelled. Too tough I guess, they just couldn't get it.

 

[Fishing Dude too]

Re: Evening classes for men

My wife tried a course like that included cooking she dropped out. Glad I can fry eggs, learning how to boil water

 

[Silly Seville]

Re: Evening classes for men

This is hilarious! I am so thankful I have such a great wife. My life is made so simple by not having to encounter or flee from these dilemmas!

 

[Cap'n Chaos]

Re: Evening classes for men

Thanks - I needed a good laugh!

 

[DECK SWABBER 58]

Re: Evening classes for men

I saw that offered at the local college. There was supposed to be a womans class along side it on logic, but it was cancelled. Too tough I guess, they just couldn't get it.

:facepalm:

See, men are usefull after all.

 

[Fly Rod]

Re: Evening classes for men

I would have to attend both days.

 

[jigngrub]

Re: Evening classes for men

They have a class for women at our local junior college, it's a semester long and titled How to Find Your Car in the Wal-Mart Parking Lot

 

[fishrdan]

Re: Evening classes for men

I would have to attend both days.

I'd have to attend the 102 week long class :facepalm:

 

[CaptainKickback]

Re: Evening classes for men

My wife taught that course....

To me, several years ago!

 

[DECK SWABBER 58]

Re: Evening classes for men

My wife taught that course....

To me, several years ago!

Did you learn anything? Or are you still sleeping out in the garage on your boat??!!!

 

[Fireman431]

Re: Evening classes for men

It's been 15 years since I've even seen an ice cube tray...