KaGee
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There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: <br /> <br />> 1. He called everyone "brother." <br />> 2. He liked Gospel. <br />> 3. He couldn't get a fair trial. <br /> <br />But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: <br /> <br />> 1. He went into His Father's business. <br />> 2. He lived at home until he was 33. <br />> 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God. <br /> <br />But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian: <br /> <br />> 1. He talked with his hands. <br />> 2. He had wine with His meals. <br />> 3. He used olive oil. <br /> <br />But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian: <br /> <br />> 1. He never cut his hair. <br />> 2. He walked around barefoot all the time. <br />> 3. He started a new religion. <br /> <br />But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian: <br /><br />> 1. He was one at peace with nature. <br />> 2. He ate a lot of fish. <br />> 3. He talked about the Great Spirit <br /> <br />But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish: <br /> <br />> 1. He never got married <br />> 2. He was always telling stories. <br />> 3. He loved green pastures.. <br /> <br />But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman: <br /> <br />> 1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food. <br />> 2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it. <br />> 3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was work to do. <br /><br />Thought Bassy and LF would like the last one! 
