How to speak to your partner during those few days when things can be a little tense!<br /><br />DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?<br /><br />SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?<br /><br />SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?<br /><br />ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate.<br /><br /> <br /><br />DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?<br /><br />SAFER: Wow, you look good in brown.<br /><br />SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!<br /><br />ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate.<br /><br /> <br /><br />DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?<br /><br />SAFER: Could we be overreacting?<br /><br />SAFEST: Here's my credit card.<br /><br />ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate.<br /><br /> <br /><br />DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?<br /><br />SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.<br /><br />SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?<br /><br />ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate.<br /><br /> <br /><br />DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?<br /><br />SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today<br /><br />SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!<br /><br />ULTRASAFE: Have some more chocolate.<br /><br /> <br /><br />13 Things PMS Stands For:<br /><br />1. Pass My Shotgun<br /><br />2. Psychotic Mood Shift<br /><br />3. Perpetual Munching Spree<br /><br />4. Puffy Mid-Section<br /><br />5. People Make me Sick<br /><br />6. Provide Me with Sweets<br /><br />7. Pardon My Sobbing<br /><br />8. ****les May Surface<br /><br />9. Pass My Sweatpants<br /><br />10. P*ssy Mood Syndrome<br /><br />11. Plainly; Men Suck<br /><br />12. Pack My Stuff<br /><br />And my favourite one...<br /><br />13. Potential Murder Suspect
