Kenneth Brown
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I thought this was pretty funny. There is truth in all of this.<br /><br /><br />10 TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:<br /><br /><br />1. Elvis is dead.<br /><br />2. Jesus was not White.<br /><br />3. Rap music is here to stay<br /><br />4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.<br /><br />5. Skinny does not equal s... e... x... y...<br /><br />6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.<br /><br />7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.<br /><br />8. N' SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5<br /><br />9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.<br />10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.<br /><br /><br />10 TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:<br /><br />1. Hickey's are not attractive.<br /><br />2. Chicken is food, not a roommate<br /><br />3. Jesus is not a name for your son.<br /><br />4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.<br /><br />5. Maria is a name but not for every other daughter<br /><br />6. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.<br /><br />7. 10 people to a car is considered too many<br /><br />8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion<br />statement.<br /><br />9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your<br /><br />family.<br /><br />10.Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.<br /><br /><br />10 TRUTHS WHITE AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:<br /><br />1. O. J. did it.<br /><br />2. Tupac is dead.<br /><br />3. Teeth should not be decorated.<br /><br />4. Weddings should start on time.<br /><br />5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.<br /><br />7. Jesse Jackson will never be President.<br /><br />8. RED is not a kool-aid flavor, it's a color.<br /><br />8. Church does not require expensive clothes.<br /><br />9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.<br /><br />10.Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.
