SpinnerBait_Nut
Honorary Moderator Emeritus
- Joined
- Aug 25, 2002
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When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?<br /> <br />USA Today: WE'RE DEAD<br /> <br />The Wall Street Journal: DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD<br />ENDS<br /> <br />National Enquirer: O.J. AND NICOLE, TOGETHER AGAIN<br /> <br />Playboy: GIRLS OF THE APOCALYPSE<br /> <br />Microsoft Systems Journal: APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE<br /> <br />Victoria's Secret Catalog: OUR FINAL SALE<br /> <br />Sports Illustrated: GAME OVER<br /> <br />Wired: THE LAST NEW THING<br /><br />Rolling Stone: THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR<br /> <br />Readers Digest: 'BYE<br /> <br />Discover Magazine: HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF<br />ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW<br />THE COSMOS?<br /> <br />TV Guide: DEATH AND DAMNATION: NIELSON RATINGS<br />SOAR!<br /> <br />Lady's Home Journal: LOSE 10 LBS BY JUDGMENT DAY<br />WITH OUR NEW "ARMAGEDDON" DIET!<br /> <br />America Online: SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN. TRY<br />CALLING BACK IN 15 MINUTES.<br /> <br />Inc. magazine: TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE<br />APOCALYPSE<br /> <br />TIME magazine: RENEW YOUR SUBSCRIPTION FOR<br />ETERNITY<br /> <br />Jewish Journal: NU, SO WE'VE HAD WORSE PROBLEMS
