efhenry and pigs

[SoulWinner]

Let me guess EF, you were circumcising pigs till you found out they weren't "kosher" with it??

 

[gaugeguy]

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So EF, do you do this by yourself for yourself, or are you a "hired knife"

 

[ehenry]

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Soulwinner, circumsision isn't quite what we were doing. I'll be glad to give you a little demonstration. I promise you'll be singin soprano when we're done.<br /><br />GG, it was years ago, I was a hired knife and it takes four hands to do it.

 

[KaGee]

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So, how did you like them "Rocky Mountain Oysters" served?<br /><br />

 

[gaugeguy]

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The guy holding the pigs rear legs must have forearms like Popeye, cause I'm sure they would be kicking like Bruce Lee

 

[ehenry]

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Yeah, Pig Wrassling isn't practiced much in these part any more. Got to be sure you wear all necessary protective gear while pig wrassling. You really dont have to be a big guy, it all in the technique.

 

[gaugeguy]

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These aren't piglets either are they, because the marbles need to drop first and they don't do that till they are a little older, right?

 

[ehenry]

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You are correct, Sir.

 

[gaugeguy]

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Like I told you in the other thread we did up 3 (2 cut boars and a sow) Saturday. This one guy that had one of the pigs had a laundry list of all the things he wanted off the pigs. Tongue, brains, kidneys, small intestine (for chitlins, I guess??) and that fatty stuff inside the ribs. He was rummaging through the gut piles like a pack of coyotes. I guess he works with an old lady that eats all that??

 

[ehenry]

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Hmmmm, he probably has to have plenty of corn and wheat shorts to keep her fed too ! ! !

 

[gaugeguy]

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OK, you'll have to educate me on this one...are the shorts used to make a batter to deep fry the chitlins in

 

[ehenry]

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I suppose they could be....they'd be kinda flakey though. I take it you've never heard the expression " get out the corn and wheat shorts....we got to feed that thing! ! ! !"

 

[gaugeguy]

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Nope, I am in uncharted territory here EF. Gotta remember I'm a yankee

 

[ehenry]

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Corn and wheat shorts is what my Grandaddy and others of his era would mix to feed certain stock....the expression I mentioned is one we'd use when referring to someone with a ravenous appetite or someone that has a hard time getting away from the table.

 

[gaugeguy]

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Looky there, I have a new saying to baffle my boys with at the dinner table tonight

 

[ehenry]

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There ya go. Glad you could glean something from me, GaugeGuy.

 

[aspeck]

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The things you learn on iBoats?!?!?! I keep coming back to this site and one day I will be as wise as JB! No wonder that man is so smart!