SpinnerBait_Nut
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So a lady goes to a Chinese doctor and says " Doc, I've been trying to get a date now for 8 months with out any luck. I've tried everything. I thought maybe something was wrong with me physically. Could you take a look and see if you can see anything"? <br /><br />The Doc says "Ok. I have an idea. Its gonna sound a little weird. But we need to try something. Take off your clothes, get on your hand and knees, and crawl from here to the wall and back." <br />So the lady does what the Doc says. On the way back the Doc says " Oh I see. Go ahead and put your cloths back on. I'll be back in a minute." <br />The lady puts her cloths on and waits for the doctors return. <br /><br />The Doc steps into the room and says" I'm afraid you have a rare and incurable disease. Its called Ed Zacery Disease. <br />In an excited voice the lady says " What is Ed Zacery Disease? Is that why I can't get a date?" <br /><br />"Thats why you can't get a date", Said the Doc. <br /><br /><br />"Ed Zacery disease is <br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br /><br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br /><br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br /><br />.<br />.<br />where your face rooks Ed Zacery rike your Butt!" 
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